The Forecaster - EBITBRAH
The Forecaster - EBITBRAH
The Forecaster - EBITBRAH

The Forecaster

Regular price
$ 19.99 CAD
Sale price
$ 19.99 CAD

Let me guess; sluggish growth, rising debt levels, inflation fears, stagnant employment rates, etc etc. - You've heard enough.

Equities are looking toppy, bonds are looking choppy and the Fed is looking floppy. Worst of all, your portfolio is starting to look sloppy. Alright, we're done.

Today is the day you timestamp this call of a lifetime. Today is the day you let the world know who’s "The Forecaster".

Quick F.A.Q

Hit me with some specs...
=White ceramic
=11 oz (0.33l)
=Height / Diameter (inches): 3.74 / 3.14
=Rounded corners
=C-Handle

So wait, if inflation surpasses current interest rates and real rates become negative, does that mean gold is a good investment because its 0% yield?
=Shut up and go to your room.