The Procrastinator - EBITBRAH
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The Procrastinator

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$ 16.99 CAD
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$ 16.99 CAD
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$ 19.99 CAD
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Stop being so Zoom and gloom because now you got a reason to turn that camera on

Time to show off your chalice to those jealous colleagues and make a statement

Be the hero we need in these unprecedented times

Quick F.A.Q

Hit me with some specs...
=White ceramic
=11 oz (0.33l)
=Height / Diameter (inches): 3.74 / 3.14
=Rounded corners

Pfizer or Astra Zeneca? Surely you can't pick both!
=Short both, and don't call me Shirley. 

Where can I find that gosh darn 'unmute' button?
=Try screening for low P/E, high ROIC and high operating leverage. Something should come up...