They always say "size doesn't matter, it's about how you use it", but hey, we know you're thinking it.
Long/short equity, distressed debt, merger arbitrage, doesn't matter. What does matter is what you drink out of everyday.
Set a positive example and make the event-driven strategists do a double-take with "The Sizeist".
Quick F.A.QHit me with some specs...
=15 oz (0.44 l)
=Black plastic lid