Let me guess; sluggish growth, rising debt levels, inflation fears, stagnant employment rates, etc etc. - You've heard enough.
Equities are looking toppy, bonds are looking choppy and the Fed is looking floppy. Worst of all, your portfolio is starting to look sloppy. Alright, we're done.
Today is the day you timestamp this call of a lifetime. Today is the day you let the world know who’s "The Forecaster".
Hit me with some specs...
=11 oz (0.33l)
=Height / Diameter (inches): 3.74 / 3.14
=Shut up and go to your room.