The Optimist - EBITBRAH
The Optimist - EBITBRAH
The Optimist - EBITBRAH

The Optimist

Regular price
$ 19.99 CAD
Sale price
$ 19.99 CAD

High risk, higher returns.

We all know big time players make big time plays so put down the binary options and pick up some $SPY shares.

You don't need crypto in your portfolio to let investors know you don't f**k around.

Time to wipe away the tears and smash that "Buy" button because you're a bull.

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Quick F.A.Q

Hit me with some specs...
=White ceramic
=11 oz (0.33l)
=Height / Diameter (inches): 3.74 / 3.14
=Rounded corners
=C-Handle

Should I trade forex?
=Who do you think you are? George Soros?

My demo account is up almost 300% YTD, is that good?
=First of all, who cares. Second, what's your sharpe ratio?