You probably get a ton of discounts in the mail, but nothing beats this coupon.
Now I know what you're looking, what's my yield-to-best at this face value? So let me ask you this; Ever wanted the security of a T-bill with the upside of a junk bond?
Well here you have it. This is a AAA-quality financial product with your fixed income fund craving to own it.
Hit me with some specs...
=11 oz (0.33l)
=Height / Diameter (inches): 3.74 / 3.14
=Not sure, but can you put a duration on happiness?