The Equity Fiend
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The Equity Fiend

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$ 16.99 CAD
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$ 16.99 CAD
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$ 19.99 CAD
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Everyone knows capital never sleeps, and neither do you.

IPOs, private placements, bought deals, you name it. You know this sh*t so cold you could write a gosh darn best-seller if you wanted to.

Buy the mug and I'll throw in some warrants as a sweetener... four-month hold though.

Now show the world who the real equity fiend is.

Quick F.A.Q

Hit me with some specs...
=White ceramic
=11 oz (0.33l)
=Height / Diameter (inches): 3.74 / 3.14
=Rounded corners

How are you getting the story out on these hilarious mugs?
=Lots of deal and non-deal roadshows

Are you sure you're interested in raising equity at these price levels?
=Dilution is the solution, pal.  

Finance Mugs for the Fiscally Irresponsible