Everyone knows capital never sleeps, and neither do you.
IPOs, private placements, bought deals, you name it. You know this sh*t so cold you could write a gosh darn best-seller if you wanted to.
Buy the mug and I'll throw in some warrants as a sweetener... four-month hold though.
Now show the world who the real equity fiend is.
Quick F.A.Q
Hit me with some specs...
=White ceramic
=11 oz (0.33l)
=Height / Diameter (inches): 3.74 / 3.14
=Rounded corners
=C-Handle
How are you getting the story out on these hilarious mugs?
=Lots of deal and non-deal roadshows
Are you sure you're interested in raising equity at these price levels?
=Dilution is the solution, pal.
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Finance Mugs for the Fiscally Irresponsible