Wow, you're an oxymoron! Emphasis on the "moron" maybe?
You think you're all mature because you got a Roth IRA account?
Probably got two kids of your own named Sedar and Edgar?
Stick to your day job Mom and Dad, but make sure you bring this tax-exempt chalice with you.
Quick F.A.QHit me with some specs...
=11 oz (0.33l)
=Height / Diameter (inches): 3.74 / 3.14
Got some trade ideas?
=Go long corn futures, short Eurodollar swaps and unload your biotech ETF position at market open