You're a trendsetter, bedwetter, money-hungry go-getter.
Opportunity doesn't present itself to you, you present yourself to opportunity.
We both know bonds are for b*tches and equities are for embarrassments, so it's time to show where you stand.
Don't let those peasants steal your crown.
Quick F.A.QHit me with some specs...
=11 oz (0.33l)
=Height / Diameter (inches): 3.74 / 3.14
Is it true I should allocate 10% of my savings into low-cost ETFs and index funds?
=Yeah sure, if you want to retire by the time you've missed your peak. Put down Rich Dad Poor Dad and pick up some Ethereum you filthy animal.