The PE Fund Manager - EBITBRAH
The PE Fund Manager - EBITBRAH
The PE Fund Manager - EBITBRAH
The PE Fund Manager - EBITBRAH

The PE Fund Manager

Regular price
$ 19.99 CAD
Sale price
$ 15.99 CAD

What's going on, good lookin'?

Don't you just love the taste of multiple expansion?

Anything you touch turns into free cash flow. Levered or unlevered? Who cares!

It's your capital structure, we're just living in it.

Quick F.A.Q

Hit me with some specs...
=White ceramic
=11 oz (0.33l)
=Height / Diameter (inches): 3.74 / 3.14
=Rounded corners
=C-Handle
My performance has been pretty soft, how do I boost returns?
=One, stop paying such a ridiculous purchase multiple. Two, RAISE GROWTH PROJECTIONS! 
Is there a bubble in the private markets?
=Listen, it's your dry powder, do whatever you want, just don't forget about the distribution waterfall