Here's a joke to mend the pain...
Two below-average fund managers walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get the f**k out.
Too harsh? Well don't be one of those people, instead be "The Scalper".
Hit me with some specs...
=11 oz (0.33l)
=Height / Diameter (inches): 3.74 / 3.14
=Repeat after me, "Great businesses at greater prices".